DO U KNOW WHY WE HUMANS LIVE TILL ALMOST 80????

DON'T USE ANY 4 LETTER WORDS GUYS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JUST FOR FUN..............

A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called up her mother.


"Well," said her mother,"so how was the honeymoon?"

"Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..."

Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible language -- things I'd never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to take me home..., "PLEASE MAMA!"

"Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! You need to stay with your husband and work this out. Now, tell me, what could be so awful?

WHAT 4-letter words?"

"Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed, they're just too awful! COME GET ME, PLEASE!!"

"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!"

Sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, Mama..., he used words like: dust, wash, iron, and cook..."

"I'll pick you up in twenty minutes," said the mother.



Hey Guys!!!!!!!! Did U also use these 4 Letter Words to Ur Wife?????????

Then be careful, UR MOTHER-IN-LAW IS GOING TO TURN UP AT UR HOUSE NOW...........


hehehehehehehehehe!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cattie

TIME FOR SOME MALE BASHING.....

Q: What is the difference between Men and Puppies?
A: Puppies grow up…………………………..
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Q: Why do Men always have a Stupid Look on their Faces?
A: Because they are..............!!!!!
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Q: What do Men have in common with Ceramic Tiles?
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.



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Q: If you drop a Man and a Brick out of a Plane, which one would hit the
ground first?
A: Who cares?????.. ... ????
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Q: What did God say after he created Man?
A: I can do better than this!
And then he created WOMAN!!!.
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Q: What's the difference between an Intelligent Man & a UFO ?
A: I don't know, I've never seen either.
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Q: What are two reasons why Men Don't Mind Their Own Business?
A: i) Either they have no Nind
ii) Or they have No Business



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Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A: Because even back then Men wouldn't ask for Directions .



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Q: What is the difference between Men and Pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into Men when they ‘Drink’…....



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Q: What makes Men chase Women they have No intention of Marrying?
A: The same Urge that makes Dogs chase Vehicles they have no Intention
of Driving.



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Q: What do you do with a Man who thinks He is God's Gift?
A: Exchange him !!
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Q: Why do Men like Smart Women? (like Cattie)
A: Opposites Attract.



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Hope U All Loved this ????????? hehehehehehehehehehe!!!!!!!!!!!

Cattie