TIME FOR SOME MALE BASHING.....

Q: What is the difference between Men and Puppies?
A: Puppies grow up…………………………..
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Q: Why do Men always have a Stupid Look on their Faces?
A: Because they are..............!!!!!
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Q: What do Men have in common with Ceramic Tiles?
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.



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Q: If you drop a Man and a Brick out of a Plane, which one would hit the
ground first?
A: Who cares?????.. ... ????
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Q: What did God say after he created Man?
A: I can do better than this!
And then he created WOMAN!!!.
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Q: What's the difference between an Intelligent Man & a UFO ?
A: I don't know, I've never seen either.
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Q: What are two reasons why Men Don't Mind Their Own Business?
A: i) Either they have no Nind
ii) Or they have No Business



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Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A: Because even back then Men wouldn't ask for Directions .



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Q: What is the difference between Men and Pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into Men when they ‘Drink’…....



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Q: What makes Men chase Women they have No intention of Marrying?
A: The same Urge that makes Dogs chase Vehicles they have no Intention
of Driving.



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Q: What do you do with a Man who thinks He is God's Gift?
A: Exchange him !!
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Q: Why do Men like Smart Women? (like Cattie)
A: Opposites Attract.



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Hope U All Loved this ????????? hehehehehehehehehehe!!!!!!!!!!!

Cattie